LOVE SONG BY A SOFTWARE ENGINEER

कल जब मिले थे ....
तो दिल में हुआ एक sound।
और आज मिले तो कहते हैं ...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
------------ --------- ---------
जो मुद्दत से होता आया है ,
वोह repeat कर दूँगा ...
तू ना मिली तो अपनी ज़िन्दगी
CTRL+ALT+ DEL कर दूँगा ...
------------ --------- ---------
शायद मेरे प्यार को
taste करना भूल गए ...
दिल से ऐसा CUT किया
के PASTE करना भूल गए ....
------------ --------- ---------
लाखों होंगे निगाह में
कभी मुझे भी pick करो...
मेरे प्यार के icon पे
कभी तो DOUBLE CLICK करो ...
------------ --------- ---------
रोज़ सुबह हम करते हैं
प्यार से उन्हें गुड मोर्निंग ...
वोह ऐसे घूर के देखती हैं
जैसे 0ne ERRORS और 5 WARNING...
------------ --------- ---------
ऐसा भी नहीं है के
I don't like your face.
पर दिल के storage में
No more DISK SPACE.
------------ --------- ---------
घर से जब तुम निकले
पहेन के रेशमी gown.
जाने कितने दिलों का
हो गया SERVER DOWN


If titanic was produced in INDIA.... 0

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would be running due to the cold weather condition.
And last but not least 8) More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC