LOVE SONG BY A SOFTWARE ENGINEER

कल जब मिले थे ....
तो दिल में हुआ एक sound।
और आज मिले तो कहते हैं ...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
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जो मुद्दत से होता आया है ,
वोह repeat कर दूँगा ...
तू ना मिली तो अपनी ज़िन्दगी
CTRL+ALT+ DEL कर दूँगा ...
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शायद मेरे प्यार को
taste करना भूल गए ...
दिल से ऐसा CUT किया
के PASTE करना भूल गए ....
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लाखों होंगे निगाह में
कभी मुझे भी pick करो...
मेरे प्यार के icon पे
कभी तो DOUBLE CLICK करो ...
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रोज़ सुबह हम करते हैं
प्यार से उन्हें गुड मोर्निंग ...
वोह ऐसे घूर के देखती हैं
जैसे 0ne ERRORS और 5 WARNING...
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ऐसा भी नहीं है के
I don't like your face.
पर दिल के storage में
No more DISK SPACE.
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घर से जब तुम निकले
पहेन के रेशमी gown.
जाने कितने दिलों का
हो गया SERVER DOWN


If titanic was produced in INDIA.... 0

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die on the first dip
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
7) Himesh Reshammiya could not use his nose to sing as his nose would be running due to the cold weather condition.
And last but not least 8) More Than Half of the rescue boats would be reserved for SC/ST/OBC

Newton in romantic mood......
>
> Universal law:
>
> " Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only
> it can transfer from
> One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss
> of money "
>
> first law:
>
> " a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love
> with her and a girl
> in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,
> until or unless
> any external agent(brother or father of the gal)
> comes into play and
> break the legs of the boy. "
>
>
>
> second law:
>
> " the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl
> towards a boy is
> directly proportional to the instantaneous bank
> balance of the boy and
> the direction of this love is same to as increment
> or decrement of the
> bank balance. "
>
> third law:
>
> " the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy
> is equal and opposite
> to the force applied by the girl while slapping

.
_______________* Joy
_______________** Love
______________**** Hope
_____________****** Faith
____________******** Peace
___________********** Health
__________************ Sucess
_________************** Friendship
________**************** Prosperity
_______******************_______
_______________|__|______________
_______________|__|______________
_______________|__|______________ this sweet words for a sweet friend
+++++++++(¨`•.•´¨) (¨`•.•´¨)++++++++++
++++++++++`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨)..•´+++++++++++
+++++++++++++`•.¸.•´++++++++++++
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
years may fly, tears may dry,
but my friendship with u will never die.

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. . . . . . ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶.¶¶ new frnds
. .¶¶. . . . .¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.¶ enjoy wid him
. .¶¶¶¶¶ . . . . . ¶¶
. .¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. . . .¶¶.
. . ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ . . ¶¶. n my dear frnd wishing
. . .¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ . ¶¶. u a long life
. . . .¶¶¶¶¶¶. ¶¶. full of success n happiness!!!!!!!!!
. . . . .¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.
. . . . . . . . .¶¶.
. . . . . . . . ¶¶.
. . . . . . . .¶¶.
. . . . . . .¶¶.
. . . . . . . ¶¶.
. . . . . . . ¶¶ have a wonderful life
GooD******Mrg*******

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

F" is for Fun............That friends share when they are together.

"R" is for Reliability....A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.

"I" is for Interest.......Someone who is genuinely interested in you, your fears, joys, and life.

"E" is for Energy.........They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.

"N" is for Nothing........Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.

"D" is for Distance.......Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.

"S" is for Secrets........Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.

"H" is for Happiness......The way I feel when we are together.

"I" is for Inseparable....Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.

"P" is for Perfect........The friendship