Newton in romantic mood......
>
> Universal law:
>
> " Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only
> it can transfer from
> One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss
> of money "
>
> first law:
>
> " a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love
> with her and a girl
> in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,
> until or unless
> any external agent(brother or father of the gal)
> comes into play and
> break the legs of the boy. "
>
>
>
> second law:
>
> " the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl
> towards a boy is
> directly proportional to the instantaneous bank
> balance of the boy and
> the direction of this love is same to as increment
> or decrement of the
> bank balance. "
>
> third law:
>
> " the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy
> is equal and opposite
> to the force applied by the girl while slapping